ramenjesus: Clint’s Hints

ramenjesus:

Clint’s Hints

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa….
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

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sundefined:

everyone changed their URLs and their icons… you sly bastards

… 

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Craig: "Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?"
Token: "Why?"
Craig: "Because they're ugly and they stink!"
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nvm
starcolours: I got this soda drink hat for my birthday a few years ago the can holders and straw have since fallen off now it’s just a hat

starcolours:

I got this soda drink hat for my birthday a few years ago

the can holders and straw have since fallen off

now it’s just a hat

(via thewreckageofauniverse)

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
alexandramacca: Who asks who they are The Beatles? :O Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

alexandramacca:

Who asks who they are The Beatles? :O Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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punkwiththestutter:

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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hornse-ebooks:

ASSEMBLED

im so sorry

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fungi:

I hate being bipolar, it’s awesome

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