when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me
Tracks
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Haven’t any of you ever had a dream?
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.oh my god oh my god
things to do:
- goat shopping
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
how to fall in love
Find a complete stranger.
Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.
Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.
New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Aron, has been studying why people fall in love.
He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the 34 minute experiment. Two of his subjects later got married.
Well. That’s odd to think about.
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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEIR WIVES WERE SOO ENJOYING IT.
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Beethoven:
ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
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Audience:
*cheers*
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Beethoven:
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
Cat bending
you guys are worrying me
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gq:
The Bill Hader GQ Interview
Before he takes his final bow on SNL, Sloane Crosley talks to comedian Bill Hader on “Stefon,” his classic SNL impressions, and new film The To Do List.
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