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Anonymous asked:

How does a female go about proving to a male that she loves him more?


you have to make yourself bigger than him. Like how youre supposed to scare off bears. Put your arms over your head and make deep, guttural noises until he accepts you as the alpha male. Then you mate with him to carry on his lineage, then you eat your young just so he knows you can. Never let him near any other women by asserting your dominance by a show of ritual dance and acid spit. Never leave your pups unattended, the world is full of predators.   

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